by Madeleine Da Silva | Oct 1, 2014 | Facebook, Odds & Ends, Tweet
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table… He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket...
by Madeleine Da Silva | Sep 30, 2014 | Odds & Ends, Tweet
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by Madeleine Da Silva | Sep 23, 2014 | Facebook, Odds & Ends, Tweet
During a lady’s medical examination, the doctor says:- “Your heart, lungs pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.” The lady starts taking off her underwear but is...
by Madeleine Da Silva | Sep 15, 2014 | Facebook, Odds & Ends, Tweet
Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it! Rule 2: The world doesn’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You...
by Madeleine Da Silva | Sep 8, 2014 | Facebook, Odds & Ends, Tweet
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by Madeleine Da Silva | Sep 5, 2014 | Facebook, Odds & Ends, Tweet
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by Madeleine Da Silva | Aug 16, 2014 | Facebook, Odds & Ends, Tweet
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by Madeleine Da Silva | Aug 12, 2014 | Facebook, Odds & Ends, Tweet
Imagine there is a bank account that credits your account each morning with R86,400. It carries over no balance from day to day. Every evening the bank deletes whatever part of the balance you failed to use during the day. What would you do? Draw out every cent, of...
by Madeleine Da Silva | Aug 9, 2014 | Facebook, Odds & Ends, Tweet
To all the special women out...
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