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A man a woman and dinner…..

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table... He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket...

A lady’s medical

  During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs pulse and blood pressure are all fine.       Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."       The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the...

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